Here is a collection of my favorite bad date quotes... either in person or gathered from online profiles/messages.
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"You have perfect lips " - Message from guy on POF, March 2011
"Sup baby gurl. Im da man o yo dreams!" - Message from guy on OkCupid, October 2010
"1. How ticklish are the inside of your upper arms, near ur armpits if stroked softly? 2. if u HAD to pick between watching a hot white guy bang a black girl or a 10 inch black d1ck pound a white girl which would u pick? be honest.." - IM from guy on OkCupid, October 2010
"Hello Pretty One" - Subject line of a Plenty of Fish message, October 2010
"I am a guy who really likes older women because they are sexy and experienced and the fact that they are older is a big turn on and they are very good in the bed room. You are the teacher i am the student if you ladies know what i mean i am ready to learn and pleasure ;) " - Excerpt from profile on Plenty of Fish, October 2010
"hezakeepa" - Profile name on Plenty of Fish, October 2010
"There where 2 muffins one says, Wow its hot in here. The other said hey look a talking muffin." - Message from guy on Plenty of Fish, October 2010
"my roommate and i are looking for someone to have someone to have some fun with tonight"- Message from guy on Plenty of Fish, October 2010
"I've been doing some love exploration. There's like different kinds of romance/love. Like movie love." - Message from guy on Plenty of Fish, September 2010
"Do you like milk with ice?" - Question asked by guy on Plenty of Fish, September 2010
"Profession: pimp all day" - Excerpt from Plenty of Fish profile, September 2010
"Could I tempt you into indulging yourself in an autumn flirtation with a charming, well- read, well-traveled, totally inappropriate, quite-handsome-enough rogue from just down the Merritt?" - Message from a white-haired guy on Plenty of Fish, September 2010
"I bet you have been wondering where I have been all your life. Sorry, I got held up rescuing damsels in distress, slaying dragons, freeing captured unicorns and then of course I got turned into a frog there for a bit. So sorry it took this long to get in touch with you. p.s. You are a princess right?" - Message from guy on Plenty of Fish, September 2010
"whats up miss tasty .. whats up whats up" - Excerpt from Plenty of Fish Profile, September 2010
"i like ur eyes ,,it so warm ,,i like to meet u ,,email me if u like ,,kiss u" - Message from guy on Plenty of Fish, September 2010
"Im open to any kind of relationship although I would perfer a more sexual one" - OkCupid profile of 19 year old, September 2010
"Hi nifty" - Message from guy on OkCupid, September 2010
"You have such a sexy body and smile your so amazing i wanna hangout like yesterday get at me" - Message from desperate guy begging on Plenty of Fish, September 2010
"Can I stalk you?" - Creepy guy at a casino bar, August 2010
"I'm Americas next top model. 99.99% of the time I can beat you at anything your good at. P Diddy wakes up every morning feeling like me. The biggest muscle on my body is my heart ;) Everyday is my lucky day. My co-workers call me James Bond. I surfed the Bermuda triangle and live to tell the story. Nothings ever a big deal." - Plenty of Fish profile, August 2010
"Are you into dating married men?" - Question asked by a guy on Plenty of Fish, August 2010
