I don't care that you're Italian

What is it with some guys and their obsession with telling every person they ever come in contact with that they're Italian!?

I've seen this way too many times: guys bragging about being Italian. They love Italian food because, *gasp* guess what -- they're Italian. They have big, loud families but they love them. They love to cook -- you guessed it-- Italian. In online profiles they mention their Italian-ness over, and over, and over.

News flash: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE ITALIAN. That's really great and all that you're proud of your heritage, but I don't need to hear about that right off the bat. You don't see me running around saying, "OMG I"m Polish!! I love keilbasa!!" And, quite honestly, it's a huge turn off for me when a guy is so proud to be Italian. To me it's anti-sexy.

All you over-the-top Italians out there: tone it down because honestly, the only person who cares is you.